|@ Eveleigh Market|
9am. Head to Eveleigh Market at Carriageworks. Sample every chutney, cheese and bread sample within arm's length. Pat every furry animal that walks your way. Decide which stall will get your spare change in exchange for any breakfast featuring bacon and eggs. Promise yourself to try something different (like that cinnamon swirl) for the sake of New! Experiences! Conclude that you probably will not because you love bacon and eggs too much. And because you hate cinnamon.
11am. Go to yoga since you planned to the 9.45 class but bailed for bacon and eggs. Discover that it is actually Pilates. Breathe such that you "activate your core" and swish your arms about in a manner that you imagine is like a world class ballerina, but in reality is probably closer to a cockroach struggling to get its life back on track. Congratulate yourself on making it to day 5 of your two week yoga/Pilates free trial!!!
12pm. Have breakfast #2. Some may call this brunch. Others, lunch. In an attempt to not waste your efforts at Pilates (you're a Pilates girl now!), and because you've already had eggs today, order the vegan tofu scrambled 'eggs'. At first bite realise that you really wanted the non-vegan poached eggs. Gaze longingly at your friends' eggs.
3pm. Get a manicure.
4pm. Go home with the resolve to do life admin. Watch Harry Potter 7 part one instead while drinking tea and eating peanut butter ice cream (the one you got on quick sale yesterday), because you did Pilates today, girl, you ate egg flavoured tofu, girl, because Ryan Gosling wants you to, girl. Pay one gas bill during the boring dialogue and consider this sufficient life admin completed for today. It is Saturday, after all.
*You ponder this every Saturday at 8am.